Prison Counsellor: Why do you say you fell "trapped" in a man's body?
Prisoner: Well sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.

Prison Counsellor: Most men your age, Hi, are getting married and raising up a family.
Hi: Well, actually they...
Prison Counsellor: They wouldn't accept prison as a substitute. Would any of you men care to comment?
Gale: Well, sometimes your career's gotta come before family.

Parole board chief: You're just hurting yourself with this rambunctious behavior.

Man #1: You're not just tellin' us what we wanna hear?
Hi: No sir, no way. Man #2: 'Cause we just want to hear the truth.
Hi: Well, then I guess Iam tellin' you what you wanna hear.
Man #1: Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?
Hi: Yessir.
Man #1: OK then.